Then I let Hope get an account. And I learned that I was really not as cool or as funny as I thought I was. And there are things moms shouldn't do on Instagram. I thought I'd pass on my learnings to all you other moms out there so you don't have to be schooled by your child.
- Never, ever, under any circumstance, comment on your child's photo. Even if they tell you to--don't--they will delete whatever you write.
- Always "like" their pic. I don't know why, but I've been told that I am allowed to like stuff and it's a good thing.
- Never tag your child in one of your photos. Again, she will have a serious conversation with you about the kinds of photos allowed.
- This goes along with the above--never post any pictures of your kids without prior approval. For some reason, they don't like others seeing them in their fox jammies if the braid in their hair is flipped on the wrong side of their head. And NEVER make a collage of all the selfies that you find of them on your phone. Just. Don't.
- Be prepared for them to tell you that "you sure do post a lot of pictures." It won't be said in a mean tone, but the message that you're not "hip" will come through loud and clear.
- Never, ever comment on one of their friend's pics. This is even worse than commenting on theirs. Even if you're saying something nice or funny.