How to spot a Seasoned Soccer Mom

• You have granola bars, water bottles, Gatorade, and other assorted snacks in your car--not for your athlete, but for yourself...when you find yourself sitting in the car at soccer practice
• You know where the closest restroom and parking lot is at every field you play on
• You never leave home without a blanket, chair, jacket and extra water bottle
• You've stopped "checking in" at the fields on Facebook bc it would blow up your friends' newsfeed by the number of times you are there
• You always have a book with you but you seldom read it because you're too busy watching your athlete...or talking to other parents
• You and your daughter have mastered the art of eating in the car
• You know someone on almost every team you play and refer to other coaches in the same way you do your neighbors down the street
• The "saved locations" part of your weather app is full of the cities in which your daughter plays soccer