- Hitting a deer isn't a wreck--that's food on the table.
- Better a good days catch of fish than a lifetime of crabs
- It's on like donkey kong
- I think there's a weight limit for ninjas
- When you're 21 and still in high school, yeah, you're pretty good at stuff
- If you combine the time you waste cutting grass with the time you spend shaving your face...
- Hey! You never insult a mans beard
- Ladies and gentlemen: one more yuppie girl moved a little bit closer to being a redneck...there's still hope for America out there
Going to bed with a smile on my face :)